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Transcript : Sixe, Anyone.
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Suggestions, critics and insults ;)
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The Red Door.
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"We don't need no education!"
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Yes you do.
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You've just used the double negative.
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Notice anything?
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- What?
- Yes.
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Your eyes, something's wrong
with your eyes.
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No... I have a new cup.
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What's wrong with my eyes?
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It's not very distinctive, is it?
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How's anyone supposed to know
it's yours?
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There's a picture of me on it.
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No, there isn't!
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- Yes there is.
- No there isn't!
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- Moss!
- Yes there is.
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I'm sick of my things going walk about.
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With this picture,
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everyone knows that a certain Mr. Moss
might be looking for his cup...
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There is nothing on the cup!
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Wrangle with him and you'll find
your handful my friend.
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Wrangle! With who?
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There's no one there!
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- Morning.
- Morning.
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Did you have a nice week-end?
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- It was alright, thanks.
- Not you!
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I did too.
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Nice scarf.
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- I'm not wearing a scarf.
- Not you, Moss!
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Notice anything new about Moss?
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His eyes?
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What is wrong with my eyes?
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No, he has a new cup.
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It's the talk of the office.
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Yes, I think I read about it in Hits.
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Receptionist 3rd floor,
Gloria what's-her-name...
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Have you seen her baby?
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I didn't even know she was pregnant.
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She was onto here!
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Yeah, I thought she was stealing
office equipment.
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That's how I got that monitor home.
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- Do you want to seat here?
- Thank you.
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- What?
- Ask me where it is...
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- Where what is?
- The picture.
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Where is the picture, Moss?
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It's on the base, Roy.
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OK, well, let's see it then!
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Sure, I pour hot water all over myself,
and we all have a good chuckle.
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Everyone except muggins here.
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Show you in a minute.
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Can I ask you two a question?
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Please, Christ, yes!
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Wait, wait. One moment, wait.
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Ok. Go.
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How can you two live like this?
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- How can you two...
- Don't google the question Moss!
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What are you talking about?
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It's so disgusting in here.
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I mean I know nobody comes down here,
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but it doesn't mean you have to live
like animals, you know...
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I mean for a start
you could clean that window
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and you'd have a bit of light in here.
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What window?
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That one up there.
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Yeah, that's not a window.
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Yes it is.
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Get it clean, you'll have
some light in here.
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I think that we have plenty of light...
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light to be doing fine!
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I mean look at that CD tray.
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Isn't that important,
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when you'd like to actually put CDs
in there at some point?
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Well, yes, ideally, but
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I haven't the heart to move them.
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I mean, how did that even happen?
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Ok. Now, I'm curious.
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Give us a look at the picture then.
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What picture?
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The picture on the cup.
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Right!
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Behold!
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There's nothing there!
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What?!
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This isn't my cup!
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What is that?
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Goat's cheese salad?
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You don't like goat's cheese?
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I don't like goat's anything!
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I don't like goats...
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being involved in any stage
of the food production process.
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Would I blow everyone's mind
if I ate dessert first?
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What are you eating anyway?
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It's a bucket of fried chicken.
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You know, it comes in a real bucket now.
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Tell me,
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what's behind that red door?
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Nothing.
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Well, there must be something behind it.
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There's nothing behind the red door,
Jen.
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- Well then I can just go...
- No Jen!
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It's just a boring old store room,
that's all.
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It's just a store room where we keep
the snibbits.
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What's a snibbit?
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It's a kind of planch.
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A planch for the computers?
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Yes. Computer planch.
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Well, if it's a store room,
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- you can store some of this stuff.
- No! Jen, Jen!
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Look, I know that you wanna make
your mark down here and,
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and that's really sweet, but,
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you can't just go messing around
with the snibbits door room,
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willy-nilly.
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You... You can't upset the whole harmony
of the place.
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Harmony! What harmony?
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Look, I know that the place
looks like a bit of a mess,
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but it's actually a very delicate
ecosystem.
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Everything is connected.
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It's like the rainforest.
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You change one thing,
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even the tiniest bit,
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and the whole rainforest dies.
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You don't want the rainforest to die, do you?
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No, I really don't want
the rainforest to die.
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That's what will happen
if you open the red door.
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Hello, I.T., have you tried
turning it off and on again?
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Ok, but are you sure
that it's plugged in?
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Ok, well I'll be up in a minute.
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What was that about?
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Just a girl on four.
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Oh, a job?
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You gonna go?
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Yeah. In a while.
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It can wait.
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But why can it wait?
She probably needs to get on,
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she needs her computer, you know.
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Yeah well, I am reading a comic.
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I knew it.
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Every time I used to phone I.T.
in my last job
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it's a good couple of hours
before someone got to me.
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That is how we do it.
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You can't go up straight away
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or they'll all expect it.
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You're killing the rainforest!
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Stop saying that!
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Look there's more than that:
me and this girl,
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I asked her out once,
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she said no, it all got
a little bit embarrassing
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and ever since then, whenever I go up,
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she treats me like I'm some sort of
sexually frustrated cretin.
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Get up there now, please.
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You're not the head of this department.
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No, I'm relationship manager.
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I'm the one you gets the complaints.
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I'm the one who gets in trouble.
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I'm the one whose name is on the line...
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Oh God! All right,
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I will go up just to shut you up.
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Watch her!
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For God's sake!
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There's someone under here.
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Yes!
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Hello!
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Hello?
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Did you get it fixed?
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Oh, yeah.
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Well, left him to it.
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- Just can't have him in sight.
- Yeah.
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Do what you need and just go.
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What are you laughing at?
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This flipping circuit board, Jen,
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Some chump has run the data line
right through the power supply.
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Amateur hour!
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I've got tears in my eyes.
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Roy's stuck under a desk.
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Stuck under a desk?!
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Yes. It is an unusual text, isn't it?
It's not just me?
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No, it's unusual.
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I'd best investigate.
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Yes.
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You investigate.
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I'll hold the fort.
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Listen, I'm really sorry
about your hand.
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Oh, don't worry about it.
I must have cut it when I swooned.
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I startled you a bit.
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I didn't know there were anyone else
down here.
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I thought it was just the three of us.
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I often work at nights so, perhaps
that's why you haven't seen me.
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Gosh, it's very cold in here, isn't it?
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Air conditioning.
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Keep these things cool.
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Yes, what are they?
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I've no idea.
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They have put me in charge of them.
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Moss and Roy.
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I don't know their names.
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I mean,
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I don't know any of these stuff
even does.
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What's going on there?
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I don't know.
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Is it good that it's doing that?
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Usually, it doesn't do that.
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And I think I should tell them, but,
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but often I just look away.
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And this one:
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Flash.
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Flash.
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Flash.
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Then wait for it.
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Nothing for a while.
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Here it comes.
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Double flash.
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Brilliant.
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It's obvious you are going mad.
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So, let me get this straight.
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You stay down here all the time.
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I pop out occasionally
when I have to get supplies.
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And you don't know why you're here,
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or what you do.
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Correct.
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So this is your job?
This is what you want for a career?
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No.
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You don't understand.
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I'm not here because...
I want to be here.
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This is...
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This is my punishment.
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You see, I used to be Denholm's
second in command.
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Do I amaze you?
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So, how did you end up down here?
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That's the question I've been
asking myself for 4 long years.
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Oh I... couldn't help noticing
that you're bleeding.
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- Yes. No it's fine it...
- Just let me...
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- Please I can help.
- I'll deal
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with myself at home
but the risk is, honestly....
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Oh my...
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Oh my God.
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Please, excuse, excuse me,
what are you doi...
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Get off me! Get...
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Thank you.
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That should clear up nicely.
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Yes, there was a time
when things were very different.
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I was one of Reynholm Industries'
top guys.
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You should have seen me,
I was magical.
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Here's me saying some pretty
important stuff
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to a group of people circled
around me.
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In a boardroom,
I was a wizard.
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A punchy character.
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Here's me with a graph.
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Things were moving fast.
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So fast, my career was advancing
by leaps and bounds.
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Adam saw greater things for me.
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They were crazy heady days.
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It seemed like these days
would last forever.
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But it all changed.
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So, what happened?
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It's quite a long story actually.
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Really? Don't worry about it then.
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Oh my good gracious me, look at that!
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Quick!
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What is it?
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I can't explain it.
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You're just going to have to come
over here,
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and look out this window for a while.
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Whatever it is, we're not interested.
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Well. I have to say you're missing out.
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Fine.
267
00:13:51,718 --> 00:13:52,955
Jiminy!
268
00:13:53,226 --> 00:13:54,095
Jones!
269
00:13:54,173 --> 00:13:55,802
Look, the nature of the things
270
00:13:55,803 --> 00:13:58,191
that is happening has changed...
slightly,
271
00:13:58,558 --> 00:14:00,827
rendering it yet more interesting.
272
00:14:01,570 --> 00:14:04,071
Someday, I will tell my kids about this.
273
00:14:04,410 --> 00:14:05,885
But you can't even tell us...
274
00:14:06,287 --> 00:14:07,919
How are you gonna tell your children?
275
00:14:07,954 --> 00:14:11,664
Oh, you have no...
interest in the world.
276
00:14:20,564 --> 00:14:21,974
Are you sure it's okay to come out?
277
00:14:22,032 --> 00:14:24,013
Yeah, don't you worry about those two.
278
00:14:24,138 --> 00:14:26,308
And listen Richmond,
I've always wanted to know yeah,
279
00:14:26,331 --> 00:14:28,920
why do you never see
any Cockney Goths?
280
00:14:29,306 --> 00:14:30,582
That's you cheerful.
281
00:14:31,895 --> 00:14:33,432
It's spoiled for the rest of us.
282
00:14:33,832 --> 00:14:36,286
And how come you never see
Goths driving cars?
283
00:14:36,557 --> 00:14:37,851
We drive cars...
284
00:14:37,987 --> 00:14:39,281
We're just like you really...
285
00:14:39,436 --> 00:14:41,194
except that we listen to
Cradle of Filth.
286
00:14:42,605 --> 00:14:44,499
Cradle of Filth,
I presume that's a band.
287
00:14:44,976 --> 00:14:47,847
It's not literally a cradle of filth?
288
00:14:47,870 --> 00:14:49,242
Oh no. That would be horrible.
289
00:14:51,561 --> 00:14:52,786
Cradle of Filth are actually
290
00:14:52,838 --> 00:14:55,703
one the best contemporary
dark-wave bands in the world.
291
00:14:57,146 --> 00:14:59,294
I'll never forget the first time
I heard them.
292
00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:05,428
Changed my life.
293
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:07,649
Blew my mind.
294
00:15:08,364 --> 00:15:10,722
I was lucky I discovered them
when I did!
295
00:15:11,021 --> 00:15:12,586
Because it was around that time that
296
00:15:12,798 --> 00:15:15,059
things started to go wrong
for me at work.
297
00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:16,798
I don't know what happened.
298
00:15:17,281 --> 00:15:19,696
Suddenly, people just weren't
returning my calls.
299
00:15:20,778 --> 00:15:22,188
In my strategy meetings,
300
00:15:22,266 --> 00:15:23,773
they'd seemed distracted.
301
00:15:24,323 --> 00:15:25,367
Distant.
302
00:15:25,483 --> 00:15:26,835
I couldn't put my finger on it
303
00:15:27,096 --> 00:15:28,623
but something was wrong.
304
00:15:29,531 --> 00:15:30,574
I'll tell you.
305
00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:32,806
It was good to have
the Filth to come home to
306
00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:34,332
after another disappointing day.
307
00:15:34,912 --> 00:15:36,400
You've got to help Roy!
308
00:15:36,864 --> 00:15:38,274
Richmond's out of his room.
309
00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:40,903
He's not in his room,
he's supposed to be in his room.
310
00:15:40,941 --> 00:15:42,641
Why is he out of his room?
311
00:15:42,796 --> 00:15:46,979
Well, he's gotta come out
and play with us for a while.
312
00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:48,564
But the rainforest and...
313
00:15:49,530 --> 00:15:51,056
What's wrong with you Moss?
314
00:15:51,597 --> 00:15:53,646
Roy's stuck underneath a lady's desk.
315
00:15:54,108 --> 00:15:55,118
What! Still?!
316
00:15:55,153 --> 00:15:57,178
Look, I know that normally
this would be very funny
317
00:15:57,185 --> 00:15:59,546
but he's been under there too long
for reasonable explanation.
318
00:15:59,574 --> 00:16:02,090
That woman looks down, she's going
to assume he's a desk rabbit.
319
00:16:02,131 --> 00:16:04,150
- What's a desk rabbit?
- I just made that up.
320
00:16:05,584 --> 00:16:06,814
But that's probably going to be
321
00:16:06,815 --> 00:16:08,438
what they'll sort of call
people like Roy.
322
00:16:08,466 --> 00:16:10,390
But Roy is not a desk rabbit,
he's my best friend.
323
00:16:10,418 --> 00:16:13,110
Unless you do something so tumble you,
me and Tim Burton over there.
324
00:16:14,772 --> 00:16:15,942
What can I possibly do? I...
325
00:16:15,950 --> 00:16:17,691
Look, she could look under there
any minute.
326
00:16:17,701 --> 00:16:19,983
- It could already be too late.
- I don't know what to do...
327
00:16:20,011 --> 00:16:22,251
You're relationship manager,
that falls under relationship.
328
00:16:22,270 --> 00:16:23,591
Alright, alright.
329
00:16:23,614 --> 00:16:24,858
Just shut you up.
330
00:16:29,612 --> 00:16:30,810
Hello Richmond.
331
00:16:31,101 --> 00:16:32,317
How are things?
332
00:16:32,463 --> 00:16:33,549
Oh you know.
333
00:16:33,745 --> 00:16:34,824
Not brilliant.
334
00:16:36,904 --> 00:16:38,658
He's supposed to be in his room.
335
00:16:55,027 --> 00:16:57,920
There's a builder outside,
taking off his shirt.
336
00:16:58,091 --> 00:17:00,539
- Like in ads?
- Yeah, like in ads...
337
00:17:13,643 --> 00:17:15,508
- Easy one downstairs?
- They're fine, yeah.
338
00:17:15,645 --> 00:17:17,776
I left Moss and Richmond in charge.
339
00:17:17,861 --> 00:17:18,974
Good, well Moss...
340
00:17:19,076 --> 00:17:20,952
Richmond!
He's not out of his room, is he?
341
00:17:20,988 --> 00:17:21,821
Yeah.
342
00:17:21,845 --> 00:17:24,397
What did I say about the red door?
I said don't open the red door!
343
00:17:24,420 --> 00:17:26,012
It was the only thing that I asked you!
344
00:17:26,013 --> 00:17:27,262
What have you got against him?
345
00:17:27,342 --> 00:17:28,233
Just don't like him.
346
00:17:28,335 --> 00:17:30,368
Oh God, you're just like
the rest of them,
347
00:17:30,385 --> 00:17:33,368
the people that turn their backs on him
as soon as he became a Goth.
348
00:17:33,779 --> 00:17:35,602
He obviously hasn't told you
about the funeral.
349
00:17:36,637 --> 00:17:39,171
I think that you should ask him
about the funeral.
350
00:17:46,288 --> 00:17:47,280
Hello Denholm.
351
00:17:47,443 --> 00:17:50,062
Hi Jen.
I'm just enjoying this cup of tea.
352
00:17:52,210 --> 00:17:53,040
Brilliant!
353
00:17:53,220 --> 00:17:54,453
How you doing Jen?
354
00:17:54,521 --> 00:17:56,695
Yeah. Just to say...
355
00:17:57,825 --> 00:17:59,708
I met Richmond.
356
00:18:00,829 --> 00:18:01,770
I see.
357
00:18:03,157 --> 00:18:05,082
It's not for me to say Denholm, but
358
00:18:05,716 --> 00:18:08,797
it sounds like you two
had a good relationship at one point.
359
00:18:09,918 --> 00:18:11,510
You should speak to him.
360
00:18:11,613 --> 00:18:13,427
I'll thank you to keep out of this Jen.
361
00:18:13,641 --> 00:18:16,182
- Goths are people to.
- Enough!
362
00:18:24,119 --> 00:18:26,191
There's absolutely no point to anything.
363
00:18:26,499 --> 00:18:30,898
You're right, no point, it's all futile,
can't even find my cup.
364
00:18:32,789 --> 00:18:34,518
Try to look on the bright side.
365
00:18:34,672 --> 00:18:36,931
Ah! The bright side!
366
00:18:37,565 --> 00:18:38,806
Sometimes, you just think
367
00:18:38,926 --> 00:18:41,878
what would actually change
if I just killed myself.
368
00:18:42,768 --> 00:18:43,915
You're right.
369
00:18:44,411 --> 00:18:46,140
I could just kill myself.
370
00:18:46,602 --> 00:18:48,433
And it'd be so easy, wouldn't it?
371
00:18:48,605 --> 00:18:50,933
So very, very easy.
372
00:18:51,780 --> 00:18:53,167
Richmond!
373
00:18:54,966 --> 00:18:56,180
Get back to your room!
374
00:18:56,216 --> 00:18:58,084
What's the point of sending him
back to him room,
375
00:18:58,090 --> 00:18:59,223
what's the point of anything?
376
00:18:59,273 --> 00:19:01,016
Come on, get brush! Come on!
377
00:19:01,132 --> 00:19:02,484
But she said I could come out.
378
00:19:02,508 --> 00:19:04,750
Well you can't come out.
You're bringing everyone down.
379
00:19:04,797 --> 00:19:06,456
- No, I'm not.
- Yes, he is!
380
00:19:06,919 --> 00:19:08,272
- Come on!
- Thank you.
381
00:19:08,427 --> 00:19:09,934
Okay well then, tell her,
382
00:19:10,079 --> 00:19:12,223
why they sent you down here.
Tell her what you did.
383
00:19:12,378 --> 00:19:14,736
I didn't do anything,
I don't know why I'm down here.
384
00:19:14,832 --> 00:19:16,880
So Denholm just amorted you
for nothing, did he?
385
00:19:17,276 --> 00:19:18,590
No, he changed.
386
00:19:18,784 --> 00:19:21,663
After his father died.
I don't think he ever fully recovered.
387
00:19:22,309 --> 00:19:24,194
From the moment I saw him
at the funeral,
388
00:19:24,570 --> 00:19:26,425
I could tell there was something
different.
389
00:19:37,488 --> 00:19:39,130
Bloody good of you to come, thanks.
390
00:19:39,439 --> 00:19:40,270
Thanks.
391
00:19:40,386 --> 00:19:42,203
Bloody good service, wasn't it? Yeah?
392
00:19:43,732 --> 00:19:45,255
- Thank you.
- Watch your bloody hand!
393
00:19:48,308 --> 00:19:49,412
I'm so sorry.
394
00:19:50,282 --> 00:19:51,315
Here.
395
00:19:51,450 --> 00:19:52,783
It's Cradle of Filth.
396
00:19:54,078 --> 00:19:56,261
It got me through
some pretty bleak times.
397
00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:58,793
Try track 4, Coffin Fodder.
398
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,904
It sounds horrible,
but it's actually quite beautiful.
399
00:20:14,782 --> 00:20:16,367
Relationship manager.
400
00:20:18,376 --> 00:20:19,961
Yes. Yes of course.
401
00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:22,028
First thing tomorrow.
402
00:20:25,259 --> 00:20:26,592
That was Denholm.
403
00:20:27,558 --> 00:20:28,872
He wants to see you.
404
00:20:41,405 --> 00:20:42,738
What is it?!
405
00:20:48,420 --> 00:20:50,101
I can't believe you want me back.
406
00:20:50,255 --> 00:20:51,647
You've got Jen to thank for that.
407
00:20:51,961 --> 00:20:54,029
Her words the other day,
moved me deeply.
408
00:20:54,802 --> 00:20:56,425
Very deeply indeed.
409
00:20:56,792 --> 00:20:58,280
Really? What did she say?
410
00:20:58,570 --> 00:20:59,575
Like I remember!
411
00:20:59,729 --> 00:21:02,280
Point is: it's the effect of her words
that's important.
412
00:21:02,983 --> 00:21:04,761
I now know that treating someone
differently
413
00:21:04,819 --> 00:21:07,283
just because of the colour
of their skin is wrong.
414
00:21:07,541 --> 00:21:10,032
I don't see why things can't get back
to the way they were.
415
00:21:11,528 --> 00:21:12,917
I just don't know what to say.
416
00:21:12,941 --> 00:21:14,493
You're back with the big guys Richmond!
417
00:21:14,498 --> 00:21:15,134
Great!
418
00:21:15,157 --> 00:21:16,954
That's if you're prepared
to take me on again.
419
00:21:17,485 --> 00:21:18,625
You know how demanding I am.
420
00:21:19,804 --> 00:21:20,790
Stop it.
421
00:21:20,826 --> 00:21:22,256
You know how changeable I can be.
422
00:21:22,844 --> 00:21:23,984
Yes Mr. Denholm.
423
00:21:24,042 --> 00:21:25,279
Call me Denholm!
424
00:21:25,414 --> 00:21:26,786
All right, thanks Denholm.
425
00:21:27,404 --> 00:21:29,508
No no. I don't like that.
Don't do it again.
426
00:21:29,895 --> 00:21:30,919
All right, sorry.
427
00:21:30,958 --> 00:21:32,987
In fact, I've changed my mind
about the whole thing.
428
00:21:33,122 --> 00:21:34,764
What? You mean I have to stay down here?
429
00:21:34,784 --> 00:21:35,575
Yes!
430
00:21:35,576 --> 00:21:37,218
And leave me alone you goblin!
431
00:21:40,324 --> 00:21:42,206
Oh well. I suppose it's not quite so bad
432
00:21:42,207 --> 00:21:44,324
now that I don't have
to stay in that room.
433
00:21:44,498 --> 00:21:45,696
Yes, yes.
434
00:21:45,768 --> 00:21:47,725
Well, we're happy to have you.
435
00:21:49,424 --> 00:21:51,182
My milky lens has popped out.
436
00:21:53,462 --> 00:21:54,487
Don't step on it.
437
00:21:54,581 --> 00:21:56,359
You've got... to help me find it.
438
00:21:57,325 --> 00:22:00,397
Oh, actually,
I think it's just popped round the back.
439
00:22:00,649 --> 00:22:02,272
It does that sometimes.
440
00:22:03,045 --> 00:22:03,914
Come on.
441
00:22:04,436 --> 00:22:06,233
Come on. Come on fellow.
442
00:22:07,779 --> 00:22:09,073
Come on.
443
00:22:10,201 --> 00:22:11,159
There.
444
00:22:13,911 --> 00:22:15,418
How about that then?
445
00:22:16,481 --> 00:22:18,104
That looks great!
446
00:22:20,191 --> 00:22:22,046
Told you it was a window.
447
00:22:24,087 --> 00:22:25,111
Bloody lens.
448
00:22:31,514 --> 00:22:32,558
I'd... really ought to...
449
00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:34,683
Actually, I'm gonna...
450
00:22:40,051 --> 00:22:41,543
Thank God.
451
00:22:42,258 --> 00:22:44,499
At least, everything is back to normal.
452
00:22:45,833 --> 00:22:47,572
As long as no one goes through
that door.